When to rest.

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day.
A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?"

The crow answered: "Sure, why not."
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

No brain.

A college student was in a philosophy class which had a discussion
about God's existence. The professor presented the following logic:

"Has anyone in this class heard God?" Nobody spoke.
"Has anyone in this class touched God?" Again, nobody spoke.
"Has anyone in this class seen God?" When nobody spoke for the third time, he simply stated, "Then there is no God."

One student thought for a second, and then asked for permission to
reply. Curious to hear this bold student's response, the professor
granted it, and the student stood up and asked the following questions of his classmates:

"Has anyone in this class heard our professor's brain?" Silence.
"Has anyone in this class touched our professor's brain?"
Absolute silence.

"Has anyone in this class seen our professor's brain?" When nobody in the class dared to speak, the student concluded, "Then, according to our professor's logic, it must be true that our professor has no brain!"

Pause & Think!

One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.

MOM: "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school."

SON: "But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school."

MOM: "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school."

SON: "One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me."

MOM: "Oh! That’s not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school."

SON: "Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?"

MOM: "One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old and should understand your responsibilities. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school.

Are we aware of the responsibility we carry? Are we shirking it away like the grown up kid who did in the story?

One Wish.

A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden he said out loud,"Lord grant me one wish." Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice,the Lord said,"Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish".The man said,"Build a bridge to Hawaii, so I can drive over anytime I want to."The Lord said,"Your request is very materialistic. Think of the logistics of that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you think would honor and glorify me."The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said,"Lord, I have been married and divorced four times. All of my wives said that I am uncaring and insensitive. I wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel inside,what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment,why they cry, what they mean when they say 'nothing' and how I can make a woman truly happy."After a few minutes God said,"You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

Call for you.

Famous Phrases of PAMA

Pastor Yu : ' Who Cares?'

John: ' Its good that you shared.'

Vinay: 'Dude...'; 'Whatzzup, mate?'

Wilson: 'Etho Nalla eruntha sari' (meaning:- somehow, if they are good, its ok')

KK: ' Prachanai....uh?' (meaning:- causing problem?)

Valentino: 'Prachanai..ya?'... ' Athavuthu'....

Jude: 'Fantastic'

Sunil: ' Me...aaaaah?'

Davidson: ' Come on,...'

Fredy: 'Good, Ra'

John( in writings) :' I humbly....'

Alok: 'I m on my way'

We are the PAMA!

Welcome to our new hangout place in Cyberspace. Let me describe about this 'PAMA Cafe'. It is going to be like friends having coffee together in a cafe. To be very indian in description, having 'Nair Chai' in the road end 'Tea kadai(Shop)'.

Be Relaxed to share your jokes, we ll laugh out loud! ( only in case if its funny enough to laugh). Speak out like you r in cafe, with your friends. Just share your inspiration, encouragement and your tit bits! Let's inspire and be inspired! Lets have fun together!

Lets enjoy the company of our friends! Thats the idea behind our PAMA Cafe!

Inspire & Crack Jokes! Enjoy!